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Dollars and cents

2008-06-05T18:26:43Z

A pair of wedding bands. An interior designer. A dowry. A nice hotel room. A tailored suit. A marrying man is a man with a light wallet. At least over here. The date's 16 Jun. Then it's official. I'll be single no more. I'll have a wife. I'll be a...

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Enter The Wagon

2008-05-30T17:51:04Z

I am paranoid. See the last time the office asked for a declaration of all blogs I declared this blog which of course is the right thing to do - I think? Do they have any right to demand such a thing? Why is it that rightness so often equals submi...

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Harlan Ellison's I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

2008-05-29T17:22:40Z

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of mill...

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World Rankings

2008-05-27T19:25:47Z

Current hate levels: 1. Saudi Arabia 2. Bunch of countries in Africa I assume are fucked up 3. Myanmar 4. Everyone else

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Gore

2008-05-22T20:58:04Z

Channel surfing landed me on the BBC World Channel, during Hard Talk, which I hardly ever watch. But they had Gore Vidal on, with his walking stick, his face like a raisin squeezed out of a collar. And I was fixated. Gore Vidal is such a pure cunt...

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I love Yasmine

2008-05-18T14:57:52Z

She is so cute and funny. Like a cute and funny cat. I am a dog that woofs for her love. Woof Woof!

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Tragedy is a spectator sport

2008-05-15T22:46:37Z

While other people are writing about the arts - literature, the moving picture, music, North European, avant garde, stylish, ironic stuff - I am currently a translator at a tabloid. That means reading loads of gore and trash and death and rape of ...

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Worst Last Words Ever

2008-05-13T21:53:51Z

Dominique Bouhours, Academic and Grammarian. "I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used."

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Artists use words to give life to ideas

2008-05-08T21:27:14Z

Post-modern academicians use words to strangle them

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Pressure points

2008-05-07T17:26:20Z

Last year I bought mum a foot massager. My father regularly buys her massage tools. And a few years ago a client gave my mum a giant Osim massage chair. For this Mother's Day we're planning on getting her an eye massager. I think subconsciously w...

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